Big words, small facts.

I've read menus with more personality.

Sending you peace. You clearly need it more.

I'd take you seriously, but you don't.

Say it again, but with facts this time.

Your hate is just my engagement.

Your insult was like decaf. No punch.

My haters never miss a post. Loyal, honestly.

Anyway...

Low battery, high standards. You didn't make the cut.

This comment brought to you by boredom.

This is why you're not in the group chat.

Thanks for the feedback. I'll add it to the pile I'm not reading.

It's giving jealousy with extra steps.

I'm the main character. You're a comment.