You seem nice. From a distance.

That was a lot of confidence for a very small point.

You tried. The internet noticed.

That was your best shot? Oof.

You clearly have too much free time. Want a hobby?

Screenshot. Laugh. Delete.

Imagine trying this hard and still missing.

You're not a critic. You're a confused fan.

I'd love to argue, but I have plans. With anyone else.

Take notes: this is what unbothered looks like.

Congratulations. You've been ignored.

You must be exhausted from being this wrong.

Bold of you to assume I asked.

I didn't ask, but thanks for volunteering.

That insult had a loading screen.

I love how confident you are about being wrong.