Congratulations. You've been ignored.

You clearly have too much free time. Want a hobby?

That was a great insult. Did you practise it in the mirror?

Tell your insult it can leave now.

I'll pretend I didn't read that. For your sake.

Your opinion is valid. In your house.

Wow, a keyboard warrior in the wild.

I'd roast you, but I don't cook for free.

Say it again, but with facts this time.

Your insult needs a software update.

The audacity. The typos. The drama.

Sending you peace. You clearly need it more.

I'm the main character. You're a comment.

Imagine being this bothered by someone this unbothered.

You're mad. I'm glowing. We're both doing our best.