I'd take you seriously, but you don't.

It's giving jealousy with extra steps.

Your comment has been screenshotted for the group chat.

Your insult needs a software update.

I love how confident you are about being wrong.

Imagine being this bothered by someone this unbothered.

That's a lot of words for "I'm jealous".

Your comment is proof that anyone can get a phone.

Talk is cheap, and so was that comment.

I'd explain it to you, but I don't have that kind of time.

Next time, bring a better line.

Bold of you to assume I asked.

You must be exhausted from being this wrong.

My therapist is going to laugh at this one.

I'm the main character. You're a comment.

You came all this way to say that? Brave.