Brains, beauty and a little bit of attitude.

Thanks for the unsolicited advice. I'll file it in the bin.

My last nerve has a do-not-disturb sign.

Talk to the filter.

Me? Dramatic? Never. *flips hair*

Honesty hour: I wasn't listening.

Just because you're awake doesn't mean I am.

My silence is just me being polite.

I have lots of energy. Just not for you.

You can't handle my energy, and that's fine.

Keep rolling your eyes. It's great exercise.

Being this unbothered takes practice.

Say less. Actually, say nothing.

I'd tell you a joke about my patience, but it ran out.

I came, I saw, I judged.

I'll be nicer when you're smarter.