Okay, and?

That's a you problem.

Sure, I'll add it to my list of things I don't care about.

Me, pretending to care: an Oscar-worthy performance.

I'm on a break from people who waste my time.

Too glam to give you my attention.

Mood: dealing with nonsense professionally.

My resting face is a whole statement.

I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I'm pretty close.

My favourite sport is avoiding small talk.

Didn't read your text. Still thriving.

Fake friends disappear faster than my weekend.

I'm not short-tempered. You're just long-winded.

Stay mad. I'll stay thriving.

I'm not sassy. I'm just saying what everyone's thinking.

Brains, beauty and a little bit of attitude.