Honesty hour: I wasn't listening.

I'm the reason the group chat went quiet.

Nice try, but no.

Sarcasm is my love language. Sorry.

Your drama is not my department.

Queen of comebacks, princess of peace.

Petty level: expert.

Your vibe called. It wants a refund.

Sorry I'm late. I didn't want to come.

You look like you need a nap. Or a personality.

You're a limited edition... of annoying.

My patience has left the chat.

Brains, beauty and a little bit of attitude.

I'm not ignoring you. I'm prioritising.

Keep talking. I'm writing it all down for the memoir.

My comeback is on two-day delivery.