Be yourself. Unless you're annoying. Then be quiet.

I have lots of energy. Just not for you.

I'm the reason the group chat went quiet.

I'd agree with you, but I'm allergic to being wrong.

Sorry I'm late. I didn't want to come.

My sarcasm has sarcasm.

My sarcasm is a gift. You're welcome.

Rolling my eyes so hard I can see my brain.

Being this unbothered takes practice.

My last nerve has a do-not-disturb sign.

Keep talking. I'm writing it all down for the memoir.

My vibe is expensive. Your opinion is free.

My sarcasm is free, but my kindness is limited edition.

I'm not avoiding you. I'm just busy doing literally anything else.

I'm on a break from people who waste my time.

I'm allergic to nonsense.