Say less. Actually, say nothing.

Keep underestimating me. It's hilarious.

Mood: dealing with nonsense professionally.

If you're waiting for my apology, get comfy.

My silence is just me being polite.

Talk to the filter.

Your approval? I've never needed it.

Ghosting is just me reclaiming my time.

Being this unbothered takes practice.

I'm not avoiding you. I'm just busy doing literally anything else.

Keep talking. I'm writing it all down for the memoir.

Sorry I'm late. I didn't want to come.

Nobody asked. Still right.

Not everyone has to like me. I'm not a weekend.

My favourite sport is avoiding small talk.