Brains, beauty and a little bit of attitude.

I'd roast you, but it's too hot out.

I have a black belt in eye rolling.

I'm not short-tempered. You're just long-winded.

You look like you need a nap. Or a personality.

Life's too short to explain myself twice.

Sorry, my give-a-care is out of stock.

My resting face is a whole statement.

I'm on a break from people who waste my time.

My vibe is expensive. Your opinion is free.

My last nerve has a do-not-disturb sign.

Sorry I'm late. I didn't want to come.

Read the room? I am the room.

Sarcasm is my love language. Sorry.

I don't do drama. I watch it.

I speak fluent sarcasm and a little bit of eye roll.