Too glam to give you my attention.

Your vibe called. It wants a refund.

Congratulations on your opinion. Nobody asked.

Me, pretending to care: an Oscar-worthy performance.

I'm the reason the group chat went quiet.

Brains, beauty and a little bit of attitude.

Sorry, my give-a-care is out of stock.

If I wanted your opinion, I'd have asked. I didn't.

Oh, you have opinions? Cute.

I'd roast you, but it's too hot out.

They said be nice. I said be real.

I'm on a break from people who waste my time.

Please be patient. I'm pretending to care.

My comeback is on two-day delivery.

You're not my type. My type is people who make sense.

Read the room? I am the room.