Shade is my favourite colour.

Wow, another hot take. Groundbreaking.

Sorry, my give-a-care is out of stock.

Nobody asked. Still right.

Brains, beauty and a little bit of attitude.

I'm not avoiding you. I'm just busy doing literally anything else.

I love how you think you matter here.

Rolling my eyes so hard I can see my brain.

My last nerve has a do-not-disturb sign.

Say less. Actually, say nothing.

My resting face is a whole statement.

I'm on a break from people who waste my time.

You're not my type. My type is people who make sense.

Your vibe called. It wants a refund.

Be yourself. Unless you're annoying. Then be quiet.