Oh, you thought I cared? Adorable.

Keep underestimating me. It's hilarious.

Your energy is loud. Mine is louder.

Didn't read your text. Still thriving.

Say less. Actually, say nothing.

Your drama doesn't match my outfit.

Stay mad. I'll stay thriving.

My middle name is "unbothered".

I have lots of energy. Just not for you.

Some call it savage. I call it Tuesday.

I'd tell you a joke about my patience, but it ran out.

I'm not sassy. I'm just saying what everyone's thinking.

My sarcasm has sarcasm.

Your opinion has been noted and ignored.

Being this unbothered takes practice.

They said be nice. I said be real.