Unbothered is my cardio.

You're entitled to your opinion. I'm entitled to ignore it.

You're not my type. My type is people who make sense.

Just because you're awake doesn't mean I am.

Some call it savage. I call it Tuesday.

If you're waiting for my apology, get comfy.

Rolling my eyes so hard I can see my brain.

Okay, and?

Please be patient. I'm pretending to care.

Your vibe called. It wants a refund.

Your drama is not my department.

Keep rolling your eyes. It's great exercise.

Sarcasm is my love language. Sorry.

I'm not sassy. I'm just saying what everyone's thinking.

Your energy is loud. Mine is louder.

They said be nice. I said be real.