My middle name is "unbothered".

Me, pretending to care: an Oscar-worthy performance.

You woke up and chose chaos. So did I.

My vibe is expensive. Your opinion is free.

You look like you need a nap. Or a personality.

Not bossy. Just correct.

Stay mad. I'll stay thriving.

Fake friends disappear faster than my weekend.

Some call it savage. I call it Tuesday.

My last nerve has a do-not-disturb sign.

Brains, beauty and a little bit of attitude.

Say less. Actually, say nothing.

Nobody asked. Still right.

I don't do drama. I watch it.

If you're waiting for my apology, get comfy.

I'm on a break from people who waste my time.