If you're waiting for my apology, get comfy.

If I wanted your opinion, I'd have asked. I didn't.

My middle name is "unbothered".

My silence is just me being polite.

Fake friends disappear faster than my weekend.

My comeback is on two-day delivery.

Petty level: expert.

Sorry, my give-a-care is out of stock.

Keep underestimating me. It's hilarious.

Your approval? I've never needed it.

I'd tell you a joke about my patience, but it ran out.

Talk to the filter.

Some call it savage. I call it Tuesday.

Oh, you have opinions? Cute.

I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I'm pretty close.

Your energy is loud. Mine is louder.