Your energy is loud. Mine is louder.

Petty? No. Precise.

Sorry I'm late. I didn't want to come.

My comeback is on two-day delivery.

I'm not ignoring you. I'm prioritising.

If you're waiting for my apology, get comfy.

Me, pretending to care: an Oscar-worthy performance.

I'll be nicer when you're smarter.

Mood: dealing with nonsense professionally.

Oh, you have opinions? Cute.

My silence is just me being polite.

My sarcasm is a gift. You're welcome.

You're not my type. My type is people who make sense.

Queen of comebacks, princess of peace.

My sarcasm is free, but my kindness is limited edition.

You can't handle my energy, and that's fine.