Attitude? Please. I have taste.

I have a black belt in eye rolling.

Keep rolling your eyes. It's great exercise.

I speak fluent sarcasm and a little bit of eye roll.

Let me check my schedule for caring... nope, fully booked.

I have lots of energy. Just not for you.

Talk to the filter.

Your energy is loud. Mine is louder.

I came, I saw, I judged.

I'm not short-tempered. You're just long-winded.

Please be patient. I'm pretending to care.

Being right is exhausting, but someone has to do it.

Okay, and?

Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.

I'd roast you, but it's too hot out.

Petty? No. Precise.