Me, pretending to care: an Oscar-worthy performance.

I love how you think you matter here.

If I wanted your opinion, I'd have asked. I didn't.

I'm on a break from people who waste my time.

Congratulations on your opinion. Nobody asked.

You're a limited edition... of annoying.

Talk to the filter.

Honesty hour: I wasn't listening.

Unbothered is my cardio.

My patience has left the chat.

Me? Dramatic? Never. *flips hair*

Thanks for the unsolicited advice. I'll file it in the bin.

Petty? No. Precise.

My sarcasm is free, but my kindness is limited edition.

Please be patient. I'm pretending to care.

They said be nice. I said be real.