My comeback is on two-day delivery.

My middle name is "unbothered".

I have zero chill and even less patience.

I'm not sassy. I'm just saying what everyone's thinking.

Nice try, but no.

My patience has left the chat.

Let me check my schedule for caring... nope, fully booked.

Petty level: expert.

I'd agree with you, but I'm allergic to being wrong.

My sarcasm has sarcasm.

If I wanted your opinion, I'd have asked. I didn't.

Say less. Actually, say nothing.

Being this unbothered takes practice.

Not bossy. Just correct.

I'd tell you a joke about my patience, but it ran out.

Brains, beauty and a little bit of attitude.