My favourite sport is avoiding small talk.

Shade is my favourite colour.

I came, I saw, I judged.

I'm not rude. I'm honest in HD.

Too glam to give you my attention.

I don't do drama. I watch it.

Me? Dramatic? Never. *flips hair*

Not bossy. Just correct.

I'd tell you a joke about my patience, but it ran out.

I'm on a break from people who waste my time.

Stay mad. I'll stay thriving.

I'm not avoiding you. I'm just busy doing literally anything else.

You can't handle my energy, and that's fine.

I have a black belt in eye rolling.

Nice try, but no.

I'm not sassy. I'm just saying what everyone's thinking.