Keep talking. I'm writing it all down for the memoir.

Okay, and?

Thanks for the unsolicited advice. I'll file it in the bin.

I'd roast you, but it's too hot out.

Fake friends disappear faster than my weekend.

Some call it savage. I call it Tuesday.

I'm allergic to nonsense.

My silence is just me being polite.

My middle name is "unbothered".

Oh, you have opinions? Cute.

You woke up and chose chaos. So did I.

Your approval? I've never needed it.

Didn't read your text. Still thriving.

Petty level: expert.

Keep underestimating me. It's hilarious.