Sorry, my give-a-care is out of stock.

Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.

That's a you problem.

Sarcasm is my love language. Sorry.

I speak fluent sarcasm and a little bit of eye roll.

Queen of comebacks, princess of peace.

Wow, another hot take. Groundbreaking.

Your vibe called. It wants a refund.

My sarcasm is free, but my kindness is limited edition.

Keep rolling your eyes. It's great exercise.

I'm not avoiding you. I'm just busy doing literally anything else.

Me, pretending to care: an Oscar-worthy performance.

I have lots of energy. Just not for you.

Me? Dramatic? Never. *flips hair*

My last nerve has a do-not-disturb sign.