Me? Dramatic? Never. *flips hair*

Your vibe called. It wants a refund.

Sorry, my give-a-care is out of stock.

You're a limited edition... of annoying.

Sorry I'm late. I didn't want to come.

I have zero chill and even less patience.

Fake friends disappear faster than my weekend.

Read the room? I am the room.

Congratulations on your opinion. Nobody asked.

My middle name is "unbothered".

I'm not avoiding you. I'm just busy doing literally anything else.

My patience has left the chat.

If I wanted your opinion, I'd have asked. I didn't.

Too glam to give you my attention.

Thanks for the unsolicited advice. I'll file it in the bin.

I'm not rude. I'm honest in HD.