I have a black belt in eye rolling.

If you're waiting for my apology, get comfy.

Stay mad. I'll stay thriving.

Let me check my schedule for caring... nope, fully booked.

Oh, you thought I cared? Adorable.

If I wanted your opinion, I'd have asked. I didn't.

Please be patient. I'm pretending to care.

You woke up and chose chaos. So did I.

Petty level: expert.

Your opinion has been noted and ignored.

My silence is just me being polite.

I'm not ignoring you. I'm prioritising.

Sarcasm is my love language. Sorry.

My last nerve has a do-not-disturb sign.

I have lots of energy. Just not for you.

Some call it savage. I call it Tuesday.