Keep rolling your eyes. It's great exercise.

Okay, and?

I don't do drama. I watch it.

My sarcasm is free, but my kindness is limited edition.

You can't handle my energy, and that's fine.

Read the room? I am the room.

I have zero chill and even less patience.

Being right is exhausting, but someone has to do it.

You woke up and chose chaos. So did I.

My favourite sport is avoiding small talk.

Sarcasm levels rising. Proceed carefully.

Queen of comebacks, princess of peace.

Just because you're awake doesn't mean I am.

Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I'm interested.

If you're waiting for my apology, get comfy.

Rolling my eyes so hard I can see my brain.