Life's too short to explain myself twice.

I'm not ignoring you. I'm prioritising.

Congratulations on your opinion. Nobody asked.

Attitude? Please. I have taste.

Your energy is loud. Mine is louder.

Let's be honest: I'm the best part of this photo.

I have lots of energy. Just not for you.

My last nerve has a do-not-disturb sign.

I'd tell you a joke about my patience, but it ran out.

Not everyone has to like me. I'm not a weekend.

Oh, you thought I cared? Adorable.

My comeback is on two-day delivery.

Stay mad. I'll stay thriving.

You woke up and chose chaos. So did I.

I have a black belt in eye rolling.

I'm not lazy, I'm selectively motivated.