You talk a lot for someone I've never heard of.

Your comment is proof that anyone can get a phone.

I've read menus with more personality.

That's cute. Do another one.

Wow, a keyboard warrior in the wild.

I'm not sure what you were going for, but you missed.

Your comment made me smile. For the wrong reasons.

I'd be upset, but I'm busy being happy.

Imagine spending your day on my page. Couldn't be me.

You're acting like the main character, but you're an extra.

I've been insulted by better people.

I hope your day gets better. Your comments certainly can't get worse.

Big words, small facts.

Thanks for stopping by. The exit is on the left.

Sending you peace. You clearly need it more.

Your opinion is like a pop-up ad. Closed.