That's a lot of words for "I'm jealous".

Wow, a keyboard warrior in the wild.

Try again when you have a real argument.

That's cute. Do another one.

Do you need a hug, or just attention?

Please, tell me more about my life. I love fiction.

Tell your insult it can leave now.

I'm not offended. I'm just impressed you spelled it right.

Take notes: this is what unbothered looks like.

Your insult needs a software update.

I'd love to stay and chat, but I'd rather not.

Sending you peace. You clearly need it more.

Hot take? More like room temperature.

I'm the main character. You're a comment.