This is why you're not in the group chat.

You're mad. I'm glowing. We're both doing our best.

Low battery, high standards. You didn't make the cut.

Imagine trying this hard and still missing.

I'd be upset, but I'm busy being happy.

You're not a critic. You're a confused fan.

Pressed much?

Imagine being this bothered by someone this unbothered.

My haters never miss a post. Loyal, honestly.

Is that your final draft?

Keep watching. I'll keep winning.

Thanks for stopping by. The exit is on the left.

I'm not arguing. I'm watching you lose.

You're the reason the mute button exists.

Keep my name out of your mouth. It's busy enough.

You came all this way to say that? Brave.