Sending you peace. You clearly need it more.

Gold star for effort. Zero for execution.

Please, tell me more about my life. I love fiction.

If I wanted to hear from you, I'd follow you back.

You came all this way to say that? Brave.

You're not a critic. You're a confused fan.

Your hate is just my engagement.

Bold of you to assume I asked.

Your opinion is valid. In your house.

Sorry, I don't speak nonsense.

I'd block you, but you're great entertainment.

Keep going. I'm almost interested.

Sorry, I only take criticism from people I'd take advice from.

I'd love to argue, but I have plans. With anyone else.

Your insult was like decaf. No punch.