I've read menus with more personality.

Next time, bring a better line.

You must be exhausted from being this wrong.

Your insult needs a software update.

My haters never miss a post. Loyal, honestly.

I didn't ask, but thanks for volunteering.

This comment brought to you by boredom.

Big words, small facts.

The audacity. The typos. The drama.

That insult had a loading screen.

You're acting like the main character, but you're an extra.

Bold of you to assume I asked.

Imagine trying this hard and still missing.

Your opinion is like a pop-up ad. Closed.

Thanks for the feedback. I'll add it to the pile I'm not reading.