You clearly have too much free time. Want a hobby?

You're not a critic. You're a confused fan.

My haters never miss a post. Loyal, honestly.

Big words, small facts.

I don't need your approval. I've got Wi-Fi and good lighting.

Thanks for the view, the comment and the free promotion.

I'm not arguing. I'm watching you lose.

Is that your final draft?

Do you need a hug, or just attention?

The audacity. The typos. The drama.

You're allowed to not like me. You're just not allowed at my table.

Your hate is just my engagement.

Try again when you have a real argument.

Talk is cheap, and so was that comment.

Blocked, deleted and forgotten. Have a nice day.

You talk a lot for someone I've never heard of.