Your comment made me smile. For the wrong reasons.

You're the reason the mute button exists.

I'd block you, but you're great entertainment.

Wow, a keyboard warrior in the wild.

Sorry, I only take criticism from people I'd take advice from.

Take a seat. Actually, take two.

Your hate is just my engagement.

You clearly put effort into that. Shame about the result.

Congratulations. You've been ignored.

Talk is cheap, and so was that comment.

I don't make time for people who make excuses.

If I wanted to hear from you, I'd follow you back.

Bold of you to assume I asked.

That's a lot of words for "I'm jealous".

Screenshot. Laugh. Delete.

Keep my name out of your mouth. It's busy enough.