Wow. Did you think of that all by yourself?

I've been insulted by better people.

I don't make time for people who make excuses.

You're allowed to not like me. You're just not allowed at my table.

I'd love to stay and chat, but I'd rather not.

You seem nice. From a distance.

Big words, small facts.

Keep my name out of your mouth. It's busy enough.

My haters never miss a post. Loyal, honestly.

Aww, you're trying. That's sweet.

Pressed much?

I'm not arguing. I'm watching you lose.

Noted. Filed. Forgotten.

You're not a critic. You're a confused fan.

Thanks for the feedback. I'll add it to the pile I'm not reading.

I'd explain it to you, but I don't have that kind of time.