Sweetheart, I've got bigger fish to fry, and you're not even in the pond.

That insult had a loading screen.

Pressed much?

Talk is cheap, and so was that comment.

You sound like a bad review of yourself.

You're mad. I'm glowing. We're both doing our best.

You're acting like the main character, but you're an extra.

I've read menus with more personality.

That's a lot of words for "I'm jealous".

You're allowed to not like me. You're just not allowed at my table.

You tried. The internet noticed.

I'm the main character. You're a comment.

You talk a lot for someone I've never heard of.

Take a seat. Actually, take two.

Screenshot. Laugh. Delete.

I'm not offended. I'm just impressed you spelled it right.