Your opinion is like a pop-up ad. Closed.

I've read menus with more personality.

I'm not arguing. I'm watching you lose.

I hope your day gets better. Your comments certainly can't get worse.

Stay pressed. It suits you.

I'm the main character. You're a comment.

Thanks for stopping by. The exit is on the left.

Take notes: this is what unbothered looks like.

I've been insulted by better people.

Aww, you're trying. That's sweet.

Noted. Filed. Forgotten.

Your comment is proof that anyone can get a phone.

You clearly have too much free time. Want a hobby?

I'm not offended. I'm just impressed you spelled it right.

Say it again, but with facts this time.