Your opinion arrived. Nobody signed for it.

Take a seat. Actually, take two.

That's cute. Do another one.

You're acting like the main character, but you're an extra.

Thanks for stopping by. The exit is on the left.

I didn't ask, but thanks for volunteering.

Your comment is proof that anyone can get a phone.

I'm the main character. You're a comment.

I don't need your approval. I've got Wi-Fi and good lighting.

If I wanted to hear from you, I'd follow you back.

You're the reason the mute button exists.

Your comment made me smile. For the wrong reasons.

Big words, small facts.

You seem nice. From a distance.

Blocked, deleted and forgotten. Have a nice day.

I don't make time for people who make excuses.