Next time, bring a better line.

Try again when you have a real argument.

Did you mean to embarrass yourself, or was that a bonus?

I didn't ask, but thanks for volunteering.

My life, my rules, your problem.

That was your best shot? Oof.

Could've been a thought. Should've stayed one.

I don't need your approval. I've got Wi-Fi and good lighting.

You clearly have too much free time. Want a hobby?

Do you need a hug, or just attention?

Sorry, I only take criticism from people I'd take advice from.

Wow, a keyboard warrior in the wild.

You're allowed to not like me. You're just not allowed at my table.

Your hate is just my engagement.

Say it again, but with facts this time.

I'd explain it to you, but I don't have that kind of time.