Me? Dramatic? Never. *flips hair*

Oh, you thought I cared? Adorable.

Sarcasm is my love language. Sorry.

I'm allergic to nonsense.

Not bossy. Just correct.

Okay, and?

My resting face is a whole statement.

Sorry, my give-a-care is out of stock.

My sarcasm has sarcasm.

Just because you're awake doesn't mean I am.

My sarcasm is free, but my kindness is limited edition.

Your drama is not my department.

Please be patient. I'm pretending to care.

Oh, you have opinions? Cute.

Thanks for the unsolicited advice. I'll file it in the bin.

Keep talking. I'm writing it all down for the memoir.