Say it again, but with facts this time.

Thanks, I'll pass that on to someone who cares.

You talk a lot for someone I've never heard of.

Anyway...

Please, tell me more about my life. I love fiction.

Imagine trying this hard and still missing.

Sorry, I only take criticism from people I'd take advice from.

Aww, you're trying. That's sweet.

I don't make time for people who make excuses.

You must be tired from living rent-free in my comments.

Bold of you to assume I asked.

You're not my problem. You're not even my hobby.

I'd block you, but you're great entertainment.

Thanks for the view, the comment and the free promotion.

I didn't ask, but thanks for volunteering.

Wow. Did you think of that all by yourself?