Your insult needs a software update.

I'd roast you, but I don't cook for free.

Sorry, I don't speak nonsense.

Anyway...

If I wanted to hear from you, I'd follow you back.

That's cute. Do another one.

You clearly put effort into that. Shame about the result.

Wow. Did you think of that all by yourself?

Your opinion is valid. In your house.

Bold of you to assume I asked.

Stay pressed. It suits you.

That was a great insult. Did you practise it in the mirror?

Say it again, but with facts this time.

Thanks for stopping by. The exit is on the left.

You're allowed to not like me. You're just not allowed at my table.

Tell your insult it can leave now.