I hope your day gets better. Your comments certainly can't get worse.

Stay pressed. It suits you.

I'd take you seriously, but you don't.

You're mad at someone who doesn't know your name.

You sound like a bad review of yourself.

Imagine being this bothered by someone this unbothered.

I'll pretend I didn't read that. For your sake.

You're allowed to not like me. You're just not allowed at my table.

You clearly put effort into that. Shame about the result.

Your comment is proof that anyone can get a phone.

Wow. Did you think of that all by yourself?

This is why you're not in the group chat.

That was a great insult. Did you practise it in the mirror?

You're acting like the main character, but you're an extra.

I'm not arguing. I'm watching you lose.

Your opinion is valid. In your house.