You're mad. I'm glowing. We're both doing our best.

You're allowed to not like me. You're just not allowed at my table.

Keep going. I'm almost interested.

Low battery, high standards. You didn't make the cut.

Sorry, I only take criticism from people I'd take advice from.

Try again when you have a real argument.

Take a seat. Actually, take two.

That insult had a loading screen.

I don't need your approval. I've got Wi-Fi and good lighting.

That was a great insult. Did you practise it in the mirror?

Pressed much?

You must be exhausted from being this wrong.

Stay pressed. It suits you.

Big words, small facts.

I'm the main character. You're a comment.