Low battery, high standards. You didn't make the cut.

Thanks for stopping by. The exit is on the left.

Gold star for effort. Zero for execution.

Please, tell me more about my life. I love fiction.

You're mad at someone who doesn't know your name.

I'd love to stay and chat, but I'd rather not.

Say it again, but with facts this time.

You're not a critic. You're a confused fan.

Blocked, deleted and forgotten. Have a nice day.

You're mad. I'm glowing. We're both doing our best.

I didn't ask, but thanks for volunteering.

Screenshot. Laugh. Delete.

Stay pressed. It suits you.

Next time, bring a better line.

This is why you're not in the group chat.