Next time, bring a better line.

Congratulations. You've been ignored.

Wow. Did you think of that all by yourself?

Imagine being this bothered by someone this unbothered.

I'd block you, but you're great entertainment.

You're not a critic. You're a confused fan.

Your opinion is like a pop-up ad. Closed.

That was a lot of confidence for a very small point.

Could've been a thought. Should've stayed one.

You're the reason the mute button exists.

My therapist is going to laugh at this one.

You sound like a bad review of yourself.

Thanks for the view, the comment and the free promotion.

Try again when you have a real argument.

Screenshot. Laugh. Delete.

You're mad at someone who doesn't know your name.