You're mad at someone who doesn't know your name.

Did you mean to embarrass yourself, or was that a bonus?

Talk is cheap, and so was that comment.

You're allowed to not like me. You're just not allowed at my table.

I don't make time for people who make excuses.

Say it again, but with facts this time.

Thanks, I'll pass that on to someone who cares.

Do you need a hug, or just attention?

Take a seat. Actually, take two.

I love how confident you are about being wrong.

You talk a lot for someone I've never heard of.

Low battery, high standards. You didn't make the cut.

Anyway...

I hope your day gets better. Your comments certainly can't get worse.

You must be tired from living rent-free in my comments.

That insult had a loading screen.