You're the reason the mute button exists.

That's a lot of words for "I'm jealous".

I'd love to stay and chat, but I'd rather not.

Big words, small facts.

I love how confident you are about being wrong.

Thanks, I'll pass that on to someone who cares.

Your comment made me smile. For the wrong reasons.

Imagine spending your day on my page. Couldn't be me.

Your comment has been screenshotted for the group chat.

I'm not sure what you were going for, but you missed.

You're allowed to not like me. You're just not allowed at my table.

Do you need a hug, or just attention?

That insult had a loading screen.

Blocked, deleted and forgotten. Have a nice day.

Keep going. I'm almost interested.

I'd block you, but you're great entertainment.