That was a lot of confidence for a very small point.

Say it again, but with facts this time.

Sending you peace. You clearly need it more.

Imagine spending your day on my page. Couldn't be me.

You seem nice. From a distance.

I'd take you seriously, but you don't.

I didn't ask, but thanks for volunteering.

You're acting like the main character, but you're an extra.

That's a lot of words for "I'm jealous".

It's giving jealousy with extra steps.

That was a great insult. Did you practise it in the mirror?

Could've been a thought. Should've stayed one.

Big words, small facts.

You came all this way to say that? Brave.

I'm not sure what you were going for, but you missed.