Could've been a thought. Should've stayed one.

Sorry, I don't speak nonsense.

My therapist is going to laugh at this one.

I hope your day gets better. Your comments certainly can't get worse.

That was a great insult. Did you practise it in the mirror?

You're not my problem. You're not even my hobby.

I'm not arguing. I'm watching you lose.

You came all this way to say that? Brave.

Pressed much?

Big words, small facts.

You clearly have too much free time. Want a hobby?

I didn't ask, but thanks for volunteering.

Imagine spending your day on my page. Couldn't be me.

Wow, a keyboard warrior in the wild.

Gold star for effort. Zero for execution.

Screenshot. Laugh. Delete.